Results?
I’m a middle of the road taster (detect a mildly bitter or bland taster) and Paul is non-taster (will taste nothing). No super tasters in this household and no song can be written about me.
Unfortunately this test only confirms that Paul is a picky eater (onions be damned) and I just dislike feta cheese.
Taste strips can be ordered here.
My Burning Kitchen 
Onions: more the texture than the flavor. Cuz I love them Funyuns.
OMG it says you've been impregnated!!
What a supercool thing. I SO want to do this!